Valentines Day...

Dance Me to the End of Love

I found this to be a VERY appropriate picture :)

So I was on my way to work this morning and saw an article in the METRO about Valentines day and how it was different for men and women. They discusses appropriate gifts for men and women...here were some of my favorites...

The Best Quote Pertaining to Women:
"There is so much tragic, trashy lingerie out there."

(I've never really heard of lingerie referred to as tragic...although it absolutely makes sense...so I HAD to put it in there!!!)

The Best Quotes Pertaining to Men:
"Only a very certain kind of man wants to - or can wear - jewelry."
...about what the perfect gift for a guy would be..."Perfectly-arranged buffalo wings with just the right amount of blue cheese!"

OMG...how true are those statements about guys...if we swoon over flower and jewelry (well mostly jewelry) they must cream themselves over wings!

Awesome Editorial in the Metro Yesterday

Ok...so as you may or may not know...I've been obsessed with this story about the dominatrix killing/not killing her client...here's a sweet editorial in yesterday's metro that pretty much sums up the case:

"I'm not sure which is scarier: a dominatrix who allegedly accidentally kills a consenting adult during rough sex play; cops who are so incomptetent that they don't know how to record her confession during a moment of conscience; a judge wiloling to hear a case without a shred of evidence being offered; or a prosecutor parading around a courtroom with a leather mask reenacting fictitious S&M scenes in an attempt to have an impact on the jury."
- John Markunas, Quincy

...I don't know what he does in real life...but some Boston newspaper should hire the man!

Quagmire emails

Me and Quagmire

I just got THE best email from my friend Dan:

I used up WAAAAY too many daytime minutes yesterday talking to my boyfr--I mean, Edwin so I might have to call you tonight after 9. On the topic of being a Quagmire, I'm supposed to go salsa dancing with a girl tonight who has yet to call me back from yesterday. If she calls back, I'll still go dancing and just meet more girls at the event! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY God, I'm turning into my grandfather, and I love it!!! He used to leave the shitty dates during the date and go home with someone else, tha'ts how he met my grandmother.