Megan Fox to play Buffy Summers....Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I am utterly distraught at the rumor de jour that Fox is courting Megan Fox to play the title role of Buffy Summers in the big-screen relaunch of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Just as upsetting, the new movie will neither involve Joss Whedon nor will it be tied in any way to the 1992 original film or the TV series starring the lovely and very talented Sarah Michelle Gellar...this begs the question: WTF is the point of this movie anyway!!!! I don't want to watch Megan Fox (who I despise anyway - just a poor man's Angelina Jolie) do anything on screen let alone ruin one of my favorite franchises of all time!!!! Fox...get it right...involve the original cast and Joss Whedon and make the cult movie that Buffy fans want to watch!!!! PS, I'd love to watch David Boreanaz on a big screen for 2 hours (MMMMMMM)